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[saltdawg]

[Poll #1373337]

I know the answers to parts #1 and #2, but if you can convince me of a plausible reason for part #3, I will send you a salty gift of gratitude. Honest.

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Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

Do you know the joke?

Q: What is the difference between a Cajun and a Coonass?

A: About two hundred miles.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[nokomisjeff.livejournal.com]

One day Boudreax and Thibodaux were watching TV. A good commercial about a movie came on and it said, "Coming To A Theater Near You." Boudreaux looked at Thibodaux and said, "Thibodaux, how they know where we live?"

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[blackstone.livejournal.com]

Ha, that joke could be about the Blackstone Valley. We ended up with a bunch of the Huguenots after the Revolution and then the French Canadians came down to work in the textile mills. There's an area in my hometown of what used to be mill housing that's called "Frog Village" to this day, and it's still filled with Bouchers, Benoits & Tibeaults.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

See, this is my point about the connextion betwixt Coonasses and new english canuck kultcha. It's the same damn thing. So there is no reason for a man, such as I, who was immersed in the lowest underbelly of the valley, of THUNDERMIST, for so long to be considered "other" by cajun/coonasses. Everything is the same, they even speak a common dialect of Canuck. They were all the same people who got kicked out of Quebec, for whatever reasons, except some came here for the mills, and others went there for the Crawfish.
(Maybe I've told you this before.)

However, I think you and I should open a "Dynamite" shack in The Quarter and open a lucky-dog cart in Woonsocket. We shall unite the two (supposedly) different kultchas through the beauty that is Dynamite. And Lucky Dog. NO?

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[blackstone.livejournal.com]

YES. Also, if you open up the Dynamite shack in The Quarter you need to import Polar tonic (YES I SAID TONIC) for maximum authenticity. The world outside our (your) borders needs to know about Orange Dry.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

I do not believe I've ever respected borders of any kind Except for the Canadianianese. Their customs/border control are fascists. But I don't blame them.

I will not be able to visit canadia until 2015, and even still, I will have to post a hefty bond to get in. Even if I am exonerated and expunged on all my various mis-charges

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

Actual honest guffaw here. Those two are so dumb! the stories can't be true.