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[saltdawg]

[Poll #1373337]

I know the answers to parts #1 and #2, but if you can convince me of a plausible reason for part #3, I will send you a salty gift of gratitude. Honest.

Comments

[nokomisjeff.livejournal.com]

My late, lovely wife was a coonass. She was the only female coonass on the planet who was a bad cook:)

Jeff

Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

Do you know the joke?

Q: What is the difference between a Cajun and a Coonass?

A: About two hundred miles.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[nokomisjeff.livejournal.com]

One day Boudreax and Thibodaux were watching TV. A good commercial about a movie came on and it said, "Coming To A Theater Near You." Boudreaux looked at Thibodaux and said, "Thibodaux, how they know where we live?"

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[blackstone.livejournal.com]

Ha, that joke could be about the Blackstone Valley. We ended up with a bunch of the Huguenots after the Revolution and then the French Canadians came down to work in the textile mills. There's an area in my hometown of what used to be mill housing that's called "Frog Village" to this day, and it's still filled with Bouchers, Benoits & Tibeaults.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

See, this is my point about the connextion betwixt Coonasses and new english canuck kultcha. It's the same damn thing. So there is no reason for a man, such as I, who was immersed in the lowest underbelly of the valley, of THUNDERMIST, for so long to be considered "other" by cajun/coonasses. Everything is the same, they even speak a common dialect of Canuck. They were all the same people who got kicked out of Quebec, for whatever reasons, except some came here for the mills, and others went there for the Crawfish.
(Maybe I've told you this before.)

However, I think you and I should open a "Dynamite" shack in The Quarter and open a lucky-dog cart in Woonsocket. We shall unite the two (supposedly) different kultchas through the beauty that is Dynamite. And Lucky Dog. NO?

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[blackstone.livejournal.com]

YES. Also, if you open up the Dynamite shack in The Quarter you need to import Polar tonic (YES I SAID TONIC) for maximum authenticity. The world outside our (your) borders needs to know about Orange Dry.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

I do not believe I've ever respected borders of any kind Except for the Canadianianese. Their customs/border control are fascists. But I don't blame them.

I will not be able to visit canadia until 2015, and even still, I will have to post a hefty bond to get in. Even if I am exonerated and expunged on all my various mis-charges

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

Actual honest guffaw here. Those two are so dumb! the stories can't be true.

[laurachicken.livejournal.com]

No. Not at all following.

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

`Brainz not connected iz all. it makes perfect sense.

don't call me bitch, uh salty! (though, I can-?)

[erzulie-eardrum.livejournal.com]

definitive answers to 1 & 2 still appear inconclusive

#3: "some disenfranchised people believe that taking ownership of offensive words saps them of their power"
?
do I get my prize?


(what ever happened to justin wilson?)

Re: don't call me bitch, uh salty! (though, I can-?)

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

ENIGMA!

Re: don't call me bitch, uh salty! (though, I can-?)

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

Also: Wikipedia is RONG!

Re: don't call me bitch, uh salty! (though, I can-?)

[erzulie-eardrum.livejournal.com]

go forth and edit
(I haven't mastered the art, even sans brown fluid)

Re: don't call me bitch, uh salty! (though, I can-?)

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

Addy PLZ for honorary salty prize. I'm not quite sure how I feel about the wikipedia link, and the second? Well let's just say that there has been too much brown fluid in my guit to read so amall. However, coonas is much kess derogatoruy than the n-bomb in the US of A =ye, at least.

n*gga, please

[erzulie-eardrum.livejournal.com]

ha I knew you wouldn't like it...the trad. lore is saltier...

well, depends on who's using the n-word and sometimes the pronunciation & other issues...
(best video ever)

and who you call c**nas (especially, if you are non-c**nas)

ensofring@aol.com

what do I get?



a year's supply of tobasco sauce?

(that's more like baboon-butt)

no worry, I already got my prize--I got to say baboon-butt.

Re: n*gga, please

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

I didnb't clink the lynx because I'm too blind to read & comprehend at the sane time right nao. I'z cellerbratin' giving the local cops an invoulantary colonoscopy in court today. aaaaaaaand getting a Phyrric victory out of the deal. But I have an exellent and serendipitous "prize" in mind fer yew. You just need to trust me with an addy! I'll even expidite.

a lifetime supply of anal-ease?

[erzulie-eardrum.livejournal.com]

I kinda know how that is...


congrats

a realz prize fer me?
please n*gga...
you must be trippin dawg

can you email me in the morning

maybe you'll change yer mind by then

but thanks...I'll be indebted & all I have are prom dresses
& toys for children w/ special needs

(take yrr pick)

Re: a lifetime supply of anal-ease?

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

it izz th; morning, and I hope you smoke;

And I still need an adress.