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saltdawg ([personal profile] saltdawg) wrote2009-03-27 08:08 pm

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[Poll #1373337]

I know the answers to parts #1 and #2, but if you can convince me of a plausible reason for part #3, I will send you a salty gift of gratitude. Honest.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[identity profile] saltdawg.livejournal.com 2009-03-28 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
See, this is my point about the connextion betwixt Coonasses and new english canuck kultcha. It's the same damn thing. So there is no reason for a man, such as I, who was immersed in the lowest underbelly of the valley, of THUNDERMIST, for so long to be considered "other" by cajun/coonasses. Everything is the same, they even speak a common dialect of Canuck. They were all the same people who got kicked out of Quebec, for whatever reasons, except some came here for the mills, and others went there for the Crawfish.
(Maybe I've told you this before.)

However, I think you and I should open a "Dynamite" shack in The Quarter and open a lucky-dog cart in Woonsocket. We shall unite the two (supposedly) different kultchas through the beauty that is Dynamite. And Lucky Dog. NO?

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[identity profile] blackstone.livejournal.com 2009-03-28 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
YES. Also, if you open up the Dynamite shack in The Quarter you need to import Polar tonic (YES I SAID TONIC) for maximum authenticity. The world outside our (your) borders needs to know about Orange Dry.

Re: Hardy-har HAR!

[identity profile] saltdawg.livejournal.com 2009-03-28 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not believe I've ever respected borders of any kind Except for the Canadianianese. Their customs/border control are fascists. But I don't blame them.

I will not be able to visit canadia until 2015, and even still, I will have to post a hefty bond to get in. Even if I am exonerated and expunged on all my various mis-charges