These pipes are clean!

[saltdawg]

I am someone who holds rituals high aloft. Come hell. Come high-water. Rituals that mean nothing to nobody but myself, that is. One of these rituals has been bringing a "new" car to a place called "the Hot Club" for an inugural drink or two. This only applyes to cars that I am expecting to last. Or at least cars I've spent a couple of grand on. The origin of this ritual came only days befor i made the Pixie's formal aquaintance, but she tended bar in this joint for 16-26. You know? Anyways, the duchess now works there. It's totally wrong. She doesn't fit. but she'll get herself fired by the holidays. IN any case, I stopped in for a bass before I went to see my shrink, you know? and it was shortly after they opened, which I knew went up the duchess's ass sideways after having to take the bus all the way up there, but that is what boyfriends are for. Not "Ex-Boyfriends". Dig?

Yea. hadda beer and went to the shrink. I told him about how I got knocked around the other night and he gotr all excited like. He asked me if I'd ever had any other "head trauma". I was thinking that he was thinking neurologically, and this might all just be bad wiring instead of bad chemicals, I recounted all the times I've been knocked out etc...

Now the good dr. Jon. Being the nbest shrink in the world, whips out his divining rods to "divine my energy fields". And the things he came up with were remarkably accurate. Especial.ly for things that we have never come close to broaching ion the seven yeafrs I've been his paitent. (he recently found my file, which he misplaced for like three years...)

All that I am leading up to is the fact that we "cleansed my energy fields". I'm not sure it has worked, but when we were done I was freaking DRAINED. So, naturally, as soon as I was done. As soon as I was done, instead of going to see the sicillian. Instead of going to see the Pixie, I went back to Hot Club and had a few more drinks poured for me by my "ex girlfrien"

and then i got really drunk.

But i am home and safe and according to the good doctor jon, nobody can sap any energy from my aura no more. So I got that going for me.

I still really want to hit the road, but all the places i was going to visit are going tom get wang-chung'ed by this hurricane. So Instead I'm gonna take the Pixie to Cape Cod on thursday. At least that is the plan today. At least.

Comments

[i-get-stabby.livejournal.com]

Like alcohol and night swimming, a new car and drinking sounds like an ideal combination ;D


You make divining rods sound wrong and dirty.
Although I'd be far more tolerant of them as dirty than as actual divining rods being employed by a doctor.

Years ago...

[saltdawg.livejournal.com]

July third I drcided to jump into the Warren river at 0100 hrsand swim out to this sailboat to try to break in and see if there was any booze on board.

I ended up panting my way back to shore about a half-mile from my home. Taken oh-so-swiftly by the current. made it to the shore but-nekkid, the way I had gone swimming.

'course the local cops arrived at the dock just as I was hoisting myself on the dock.

And they said "SaltDog?? Izzat you?" And gave me a ride back home in the back of the cruiser buck nekkid.

Night swimming has been a passion since I was a child.

[emma-rising.livejournal.com]

My car's ritual is going to 7-11 on the anniversary of the day I got him (July 11th). Fortunately I'm sensible enough not to pour a slurpee in the gas tank or anything.