I was going to say and DID say do you have a sweet spot? For spitting on the tourists below? I cross a bridge a few times a week that traverses a roiling raging river below. And whether I am walking or riding my bike across it, I always stop to contemplate jumping spit into the middle of the river. Sometimes it would take a couple of tries to get the middle right for various reasons *whistling tunelessly* so I decided I was going to take a felt pen and mark the metal railing with a sign --->spit here<--- so that I wouldn't have to drunkenly figure it out each time. Since then, I have run into various walking/biking people that have seen that sign and have thanked me for just the right spot to you know, spit. Or jump.
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Date: 2011-02-12 01:05 am (UTC)contemplate jumpingspit into the middle of the river. Sometimes it would take a couple of tries to get the middle right for various reasons *whistling tunelessly* so I decided I was going to take a felt pen and mark the metal railing with a sign--->spit here<---
so that I wouldn't have to drunkenly figure it out each time. Since then, I have run into various walking/biking people that have seen that sign and have thanked me for just the right spot to you know, spit. Or jump.